beefluff:

jigglypuffsvevo:

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

wants to love cat and scoops her up: This is because I love you!! This is because I love you!! Thi-

cat: growls loudly

showerthoughtsofficial:

Being a parent is like having a garbage roommate that you love unconditionally

deprofundisclamoadte:

“Jake, stop trying to convince us that Holt likes hula hooping. Give it up, it’s been years.”

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

this one did u see it

did u see this

johnmausbf:

Everyone be quiet

I’m trying to listen to music

vampireapologist:

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-